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Can anyone in the DMV take in two fuzzies til May? All expenses paid! Help some fluffballs out…. hunsonabadeer2016:

I didn’t ever really want to write this post, but recent events have forced me to. I need to find a temporary foster situation for my two bonded cats, Squirtle and Soren. This summer I left my rental house in the middle of the night because of an abusive roommate and while I can keep my dogs with me in my current living situation, I am unable to keep my cats. They have been boarding at the veterinary clinic that I work at, but I can’t keep them there forever. The original plan was to move back into my old house once my abusive roommate had left, but they completely trashed everything before leaving and it would be almost impossible to get it back to a livable state.

I would be looking for anyone in the Maryland, DC, Virginia, Delaware, West Virginia, or Pennsylvania area who might be able to look after my babies until I am able to move into my new rental house in May. They are both neutered, completely up to date on vaccines (rabies, distemper, FELV), and I would provide 100% of the food, veterinary costs, and whatever else they need. I would also be more than willing to give whoever is able to look after them what little extra cash I have for their troubles. Soren and Squirtle are both super sweet love bugs but they are easily frightened and stressed. Squirtle does really well with dogs and other cats, and Soren mostly just tolerates them.

If you’re able to help at all, please let me know! I’m willing to drive up to four hours away from Beallsville, Maryland in order to find them the best foster situation.

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

Fuck yeah y’all.

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 


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Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

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Movie Review: The Equalizer

Movie Review: The Equalizer

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Nutshell: I’d give The Equalizer an A-. A well done update of the 80s badass savior series, there’s a few hiccups here and there (see: the overuse of Important Slow Walking), but all in all an enjoyable good-guys-win film.

I remember watching the original Equalizerseries with my mom. She was a crime TV junkie, which is probably where I get it from. The story of a former deep cover spy-type…

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Go go Gotham?

Image: Fox

Image: Fox

I watched the premiere episode of Gotham on Fox, and a friend said “review it”.  So?  Better late than…well, here it is.

Story:  You know Bruce Wayne?  Well, he’s just a little kid that’s lost his parents.  But Gotham City is a crazy, crime-filled world, and somebody’s gotta clean it up.  Your move, Chief Officer Gordon.

Thoughts:I’d heard good things, I’d heard horrible things.  But…

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Wayback Review: The Conjuring

Wayback Review: The Conjuring

Fine, so it’s not technically way-back.  But as I’ve just popped up the Annabelle screening, why not link to the review I did for The Conjuring?  Here ’tis…  As always, clicky the hypertext title for the original piece!

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“From ghoulies and ghosties. And long-leggedy beasties. And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!”

The Scots have a great…

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Annabelle

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Annabelle

Annabelle-2014-Movie-Poster-750x1111You know it’s Fall when the horror starts hitting the multiplex… Bwah ha…bwahahah…bwahhh…*cough*  Okay.  So here’s the latest screening coming our way.  It’s Annabelle, and if the name sounds familiar it should; it’s the creepy doll from The Conjuring.  Wanna know more?  Of course — take it away, PR superheroes!

She terrified you in “The Conjuring,” but this is where it all began for Annabelle.…

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